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Magical Facial Apothecary & Arcane Practice
Catalogue I · Nos. 1–10

The Apothecary

Every preparation in this collection begins with one donor and one collection of seminal plasma, compounded within the week and released as a numbered batch. No batch is blended with another.

Ten preparations
Sold out A jar of The Magnate, 50 ML NO. 01

The Magnate

Firming day preparation. Cedar, iron, dry paper.

$220Sold out Sold out A jar of The Laureate, 50 ML NO. 02

The Laureate

Brightening night preparation. Triple-fractionated.

$265Sold out Sold out A jar of The Auteur, 30 ML NO. 03

The Auteur

Resurfacing balm. Rested ninety days in oak.

$195Sold out Sold out A jar of The Virtuoso, 30 ML NO. 04

The Virtuoso

Refining concentrate. Batched by tour leg.

$240Sold out Sold out A jar of The Endurance, 75 ML NO. 05

The Endurance

Recovery cream. Our largest vessel.

$175Sold out Sold out A jar of The Contemplative, 30 ML NO. 06

The Contemplative

Minimal formulation. Nine units annually.

$310Sold out Sold out A jar of The Sommelier, 50 ML NO. 07

The Sommelier

Vintaged annually. Southeast-facing parcel.

$198Sold out Sold out A jar of The Founder (Series B), 15 ML NO. 08

The Founder (Series B)

Reformulated nine times. Currently v9.

$88Sold out Sold out A jar of The Archivist, 50 ML NO. 09

The Archivist

Formula unchanged since 2016. Best-selling.

$165Sold out Sold out A jar of The Heir, 50 ML NO. 10

The Heir

Twelve units annually. Allocation only.

$480Sold out

Release dates are not announced in advance. Waitlists are closed across the collection.